Birthday outfit!
Yellow.Thursday, May 29, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
A nightmare before bed
As I was getting into bed last night, I went to change the time my alarm clock was set for. As I was pushing the minute button of my ancient clock (I have had it ever since I can remember, and has done a wonderful job of waking me up in the morning), the button just popped in to the inside of the clock! I tried fishing it out with a toothpick, only to change the time on my clock so it is now 18 minutes fast. SHEESH!
Now, my nightmare of learning how to use a different clock has finally become a reality. I need a new clock.
Now, my nightmare of learning how to use a different clock has finally become a reality. I need a new clock.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Hmm...
Upon visiting our newly established blog, you may quickly ask yourself, "why am I looking at this blog? How could this possibly add any value whatsoever to my life?" Kelly and I, as the main subjects of this blog, will be quick to respond to these queries. First of all, why wouldn't you want to be looking at our amazing (but still a work in progress) blog? Everyone knows that awesomeness (Kelly) plus awesomeness (Jared) can only beget even more awesomeness. The account of our lives is more exciting and entertaining than, well, everything (except a short list of rather interesting things from the Discovery Channel to gnomes). It has also been proven by a doctor (whose name shall remain omitted for security reasons) that at least a daily visit to the blog of a friend, loved one, etc. can drastically improve one's health. In fact, those who sit at the computer blogging for more than three hours per day are 2,368.42586 times more likely to NOT get injured in a car accident, die while rollerblading, or a creative combination of the two.
So there you have it. Visiting this blog is, in fact, one the most advantageous things that you can do. "Quality entertainment and a lesser chance of death? Where do I sign up?" Well I have news for you: you don't sign up. It's all right here. For you. No applications*. No long term contracts*. No interest charged*. All of this is totally and completely free*. No hidden strings or footnotes that are only meant to mislead*. Enjoy.
*No guarantees. Conditions subject to change. By viewing this site, you (the viewer) are agreeing to abide by all conditions not necessarily stated here but still legally applicable.
So there you have it. Visiting this blog is, in fact, one the most advantageous things that you can do. "Quality entertainment and a lesser chance of death? Where do I sign up?" Well I have news for you: you don't sign up. It's all right here. For you. No applications*. No long term contracts*. No interest charged*. All of this is totally and completely free*. No hidden strings or footnotes that are only meant to mislead*. Enjoy.
*No guarantees. Conditions subject to change. By viewing this site, you (the viewer) are agreeing to abide by all conditions not necessarily stated here but still legally applicable.
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